Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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