Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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