Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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