Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
just found out that she named her cat after me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
And then he peed in my hair
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