he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
birth control should be required to get into college
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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