how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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