About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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two words...techno handjob
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize