I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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