Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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