he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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