I cannot find my penis.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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