Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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