I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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