I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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