TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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