I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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