dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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