Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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