the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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