Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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