I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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