I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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