he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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