i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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