Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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