You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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