I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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