how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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