why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I need water and some morals
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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