So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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