Sponge bath it is.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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