I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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