ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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