on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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