Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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