Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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