So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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