Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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