I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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