And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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