physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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