Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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