just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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