Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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