After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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