he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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