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  • 80 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:16am

    actually i like to yell that kind of stuff at random people on the street. i dont see the big deal.

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:31am

    I'm Sorry that's Hott

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:41pm

    oh i am seeing him again. he might say crazy shit. but he is an amazing fuck

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:32pm

    You are supposed to play into the roll, and be like "YES!" "and you can take it when u want it!!" Your no fun!

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:11pm

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhaha

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:04pm

    legendary, u should have been yelling, this is my cock!

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:40am

    Was he a 571? Cause I'm pretty sure u fucked my ex. "yeah girl"

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:02am

    I thought it was kind of hot when my ex used to say it but then I found out later that he had asked his friend erica to fuck him. so apparently he thinks he owns more than one pussy.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:58am

    lol is he from silver spring!?

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:36pm

    WOW... I think we fucked the same dude.... excuse me douche bag.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:58pm

    Geez, some of you people on here are really uptight. Laugh a little.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:21pm

    k my boyfriend claims me like that and even as a strong, independent chick I find it hot ...a little controlling and possession is hot and sexy as long as it's just in the bedroom like that...

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:30am

    is your friend currently living in missoula, mt?

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:35pm

    that is so not hot. its creepy and awkward!

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:46pm

    what is 9:48 originally from

  • 63 60
    Submitted by tabeezy on Mar 16, 10 at 2:22am

    Sooooo fucking hot when a man claims his territory...

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:45pm

    "Thats right baby, now fuck your territory hard.. ooh.. harder! Fuck it! Own it!"

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:55pm

    are you sure you didnt tell him to "make this pussy yours"????? this is why i keep my mouth shut and grunt in approval

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:30am

    lmfaooo, thats terribly awkward..

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:34am

    all i got to say is...dez be mah nutz!!! lol after reading this i wnt to a club earlier tonight and while dancing on a girl i jumped back. grabbed my sack. and screamed it out. lol. ended my nite, made my day

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:14pm

    Is it really any different than a girl looking back at you while you're hitin' it d-style, and says "Fuck me...hard!"?

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:48am

    "This is my pussy. There are many like it, but this one is mine...."

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:05am

    been there. and he wanted me to claim his dick as mine. AWKWARD

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:14pm

    Grab his nuts and squeeze and say "dez be mah nutz"

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:54pm

    I'm totally sure you just slept with my ex-husband. Power trip boy used to say that all the time.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:46pm

    Julie, Is that you. I thought you liked it when i take ownership. I guess you didnt like it when i pad locked your clit afterwards. DO WORK!!!!!

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:14am

    ...im a chick, and srsly thats hot.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:26am

    DEEEZZZ BEEE MAH NUTZZZ!!! ROTFLMFAO

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:11am

    theyre not your parts to "claim"

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:04pm

    nah yo btches like being talked to like dat

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:25am

    that is fucking disgusting, I can't believe you're planning a "next time."

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:33pm

    nope it wasn't anyone named mark

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:22pm

    well shouldn't it all depends on context? like if a guy was like some sort of god in looks, and fucked a girls almighty brains out for an hour and a half, wouldn't the girl not care if the guy was like "this is my pussy!"? i mean he basically owned so to speak her right?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:47am

    My ex used to say the same shit. Even worse? He'd ask it over and over until I actually answered him. So stupid. Sure you're not in south Florida?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:29pm

    wow. He might as well have just peed on you to mark the territory, jeez.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:06pm

    rofl 9:48.. nice reference...don't think too many chicks would like the "there are many like it" part, though..

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:51am

    I don't understand what the big deal is, no one is ever serious when they say shit during sex.

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:51am

    1057. That sounds hot. Like legit, any guy who does this while having amazing sex is more than fine in my book.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:38am

    Context is everything with dirty talk, and no one can really tell anyone else what he or she ought to be offended by.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:57pm

    948 is the RIFLEMAN's Creed This is my rifle there are many like it but this one is mine in the movie Full Metal Jacket also still said by Marines

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:56pm

    sounds like my ex-boyfriend as well. thank god it's ex!

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:31pm

    creepy... definitely no repeat sex there

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:50pm

    Surprised he got all that out before he came....what a douche!

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:49pm

    He obviuosly means to praise you sort of "that's my girl..." nothing weird here

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:23pm

    was it Mark Wasilko?

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:48pm

    I'm a chick, and 9:48 made me lol =P

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:47am

    ITT: Frigid bitches.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:24am

    hey 12:51, I am actually serious when I claim various parts of a female's body, so dont just go and speak for everyone. thanks.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:12pm

    wow.... that sounds sexy..... poor thing.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:45am

    "sounds like a typical night in the 703" TRUE. STORY.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:05am

    i've done this before, except it was her asshole

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:03pm

    My wife loves being owned in the bedroom.. some of you need to expand your horizons some more. Did I mention she likes being choked, too? Rookies..

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:00pm

    haha I think I've hooked up with the same dbag... either that, or it is a 703 phenomenon

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:57pm

    Now I feel weird because I love it when a guy says that. I actually ask him "Who's pussy is that?" And get all wet and horny when he says "That's my pussy, my pussy got it bitch!"

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:48pm

    Um.....Yikes. Run away! Also, 11:32 WTF?

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:51pm

    hahahaha something like that happened to me recently.. such a turn off not to mention kind of insane. please tell me you're never speaking to him again.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:19pm

    HAHAHAH 10:14 that's hysterical!!!

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:19am

    11:45 your a freak. kinda like it tho

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:36pm

    My hubby sometimes says stuff like that...doesn't shout it though. I don't mind, it's sexy when you're in the middle of great sex!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:57am

    hahaha whatever. he was pussy whipped.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:13pm

    sounds like a typical night in the 703

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:54pm

    i think i had sex with him too.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:45am

    I like to dirty talk during sex, and my husband and I say things similar to this, so I don't think it's weird at all. But then again, it's my husband and we've been dating/together for 9 years. If this was said by a guy you don't know that well, or just started dating or were having a one night stand kinda thing THEN that would he weird and awkwrd.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:03pm

    haha 11:54, I think that we married the same guy, my ex husband used to say that too haha

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:00pm

    I don't think I'd mind this during drunk stranger sex, because that's supposed to be filthy. Might be a little too filthy for relationship sex. YMMV.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:09pm

    Yeah, the guy I lost my v-card to said that. Like, 6 years after the fact. Real funny.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:05pm

    i had a girl yelling my pussy is yours once .. very hot indeed

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:16am

    what's so weird about that?

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:21am

    my ex always said that too!!

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:51am

    i think you really are seeing my ex bc of the area code! have fun with that!

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:03pm

    the guy I was seeing said I owned his penis... LOL.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:53am

    i've had someone tell me 'gimmie that pussy,' which may be a close second to this. terrible either way.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:49pm

    Guaranteed black man

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:57pm

    DEEZ BE MAH NUTZZ ohohoh....no. lol

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:27am

    are you dating my ex boyfriend? lol

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:16am

    i've been with a guy who said that. after about 6 minutes of him saying that and trying to get me to repeat it i told him that it was actually my pussy and if he still wanted to be inside it he had to shut the hell up. he did.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:16am

    wouldnt be surprised if that was my ex hahaha

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:50am

    Love the dirty talk!!!!!

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:48am

    Control issues anyone?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:39am

    uuuummm thats Hott, why is that soo weird. Freaky talk is fun. I like it when my boyfriend claims my body.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:49pm

    people his number is 443 not a virginia number. and its a text my friend sent me from when she was doing her fuck buddy.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:27am

    wow what a mood killer.... hey at least he liked ur pussy...

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:53pm

    LOL I thought that was normal to have someone ask that.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:56am

    Nah, ITT, women who don't like their genitals claimed.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:53pm

    this totally happened to me!!! Then when I woke up he was farting in my bed!

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:08pm

    very near silver spring

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:06am

    nope he is a 443...and i just ignored it and let him do his thing. but next time im yelling dez be my nutz lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:27pm

    10:14 - YOU deserve applause for that one! LMAO

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:54pm

    Talkers are great. I love it when I ask "Whos pussy is this?!?" and they yell "yours!!" Damn skippy.

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:49pm

    Dez be mah nutz! should be the TFLN slogan. Hahaha

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:58pm

    I had a ex i hadnt talked to in a long time randomly ask, hows my pussy? misses me I bet. i was like wtf..

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:19am

    Not that weird. I'm a little more polite about it. I like ask, "Whose pussy is this?!" So far they've always said my name. One girl said "daddy's pussy" once.