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  • oh i am seeing him again. he might say crazy shit. but he is an amazing fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:41pm
  • I'm Sorry that's Hott

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:31am
  • You are supposed to play into the roll, and be like "YES!" "and you can take it when u want it!!" Your no fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:32pm
  • wow. He might as well have just peed on you to mark the territory, jeez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:29pm
  • k my boyfriend claims me like that and even as a strong, independent chick I find it hot ...a little controlling and possession is hot and sexy as long as it's just in the bedroom like that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:21pm
  • well shouldn't it all depends on context? like if a guy was like some sort of god in looks, and fucked a girls almighty brains out for an hour and a half, wouldn't the girl not care if the guy was like "this is my pussy!"? i mean he basically owned so to speak her right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Is it really any different than a girl looking back at you while you're hitin' it d-style, and says "Fuck me...hard!"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Now I feel weird because I love it when a guy says that. I actually ask him "Who's pussy is that?" And get all wet and horny when he says "That's my pussy, my pussy got it bitch!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:57pm
  • legendary, u should have been yelling, this is my cock!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:04pm
  • actually i like to yell that kind of stuff at random people on the street. i dont see the big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:16am
  • Surprised he got all that out before he came....what a douche!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:50pm
  • hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:11pm
  • My hubby sometimes says stuff like that...doesn't shout it though. I don't mind, it's sexy when you're in the middle of great sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:36pm
  • been there. and he wanted me to claim his dick as mine. AWKWARD

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:05am
  • Julie, Is that you. I thought you liked it when i take ownership. I guess you didnt like it when i pad locked your clit afterwards. DO WORK!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:46pm
  • sounds like a typical night in the 703

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:13pm
  • what is 9:48 originally from

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:46pm
  • creepy... definitely no repeat sex there

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:31pm
  • hahahaha something like that happened to me recently.. such a turn off not to mention kind of insane. please tell me you're never speaking to him again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:51pm
  • DEEEZZZ BEEE MAH NUTZZZ!!! ROTFLMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:26am
  • Was he a 571? Cause I'm pretty sure u fucked my ex. "yeah girl"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:40am
  • Grab his nuts and squeeze and say "dez be mah nutz"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:14pm
  • rofl 9:48.. nice reference...don't think too many chicks would like the "there are many like it" part, though..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:06pm
  • WOW... I think we fucked the same dude.... excuse me douche bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:36pm
  • hahaha whatever. he was pussy whipped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:57am
  • i've been with a guy who said that. after about 6 minutes of him saying that and trying to get me to repeat it i told him that it was actually my pussy and if he still wanted to be inside it he had to shut the hell up. he did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:16am
  • haha I think I've hooked up with the same dbag... either that, or it is a 703 phenomenon

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:00pm
  • all i got to say is...dez be mah nutz!!! lol after reading this i wnt to a club earlier tonight and while dancing on a girl i jumped back. grabbed my sack. and screamed it out. lol. ended my nite, made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:34am
  • Geez, some of you people on here are really uptight. Laugh a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:58pm
  • that is fucking disgusting, I can't believe you're planning a "next time."

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:25am
  • hey 12:51, I am actually serious when I claim various parts of a female's body, so dont just go and speak for everyone. thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:24am
  • Context is everything with dirty talk, and no one can really tell anyone else what he or she ought to be offended by.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:38am
  • I thought it was kind of hot when my ex used to say it but then I found out later that he had asked his friend erica to fuck him. so apparently he thinks he owns more than one pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:02am
  • lol is he from silver spring!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:58am
  • "This is my pussy. There are many like it, but this one is mine...."

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:48am
  • Sooooo fucking hot when a man claims his territory...

    Submitted by tabeezy on Mar 16, 10 at 2:22am
  • 948 is the RIFLEMAN's Creed This is my rifle there are many like it but this one is mine in the movie Full Metal Jacket also still said by Marines

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:57pm
  • what's so weird about that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:16am
  • nope it wasn't anyone named mark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:33pm
  • are you sure you didnt tell him to "make this pussy yours"????? this is why i keep my mouth shut and grunt in approval

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:55pm
  • uuuummm thats Hott, why is that soo weird. Freaky talk is fun. I like it when my boyfriend claims my body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:39am
  • ...im a chick, and srsly thats hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:14am
  • people his number is 443 not a virginia number. and its a text my friend sent me from when she was doing her fuck buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:49pm
  • I'm a chick, and 9:48 made me lol =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:48pm
  • I'm totally sure you just slept with my ex-husband. Power trip boy used to say that all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:54pm
  • My ex used to say the same shit. Even worse? He'd ask it over and over until I actually answered him. So stupid. Sure you're not in south Florida?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:47am
  • i've done this before, except it was her asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:05am
  • theyre not your parts to "claim"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:11am
  • was it Mark Wasilko?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:23pm
  • lmfaooo, thats terribly awkward..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:30am
  • Um.....Yikes. Run away! Also, 11:32 WTF?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:48pm
  • my ex always said that too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:21am
  • I don't understand what the big deal is, no one is ever serious when they say shit during sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:51am
  • wow.... that sounds sexy..... poor thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:12pm
  • My wife loves being owned in the bedroom.. some of you need to expand your horizons some more. Did I mention she likes being choked, too? Rookies..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:03pm
  • is your friend currently living in missoula, mt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:30am
  • the guy I was seeing said I owned his penis... LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:03pm
  • 1057. That sounds hot. Like legit, any guy who does this while having amazing sex is more than fine in my book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:51am
  • sounds like my ex-boyfriend as well. thank god it's ex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:56pm
  • I like to dirty talk during sex, and my husband and I say things similar to this, so I don't think it's weird at all. But then again, it's my husband and we've been dating/together for 9 years. If this was said by a guy you don't know that well, or just started dating or were having a one night stand kinda thing THEN that would he weird and awkwrd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:45am
  • that is so not hot. its creepy and awkward!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:35pm
  • i've had someone tell me 'gimmie that pussy,' which may be a close second to this. terrible either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:53am
  • 11:45 your a freak. kinda like it tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:19am
  • very near silver spring

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:08pm
  • ITT: Frigid bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:47am
  • He obviuosly means to praise you sort of "that's my girl..." nothing weird here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Love the dirty talk!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:50am
  • Dez be mah nutz! should be the TFLN slogan. Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:49pm
  • i think i had sex with him too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:54pm
  • nah yo btches like being talked to like dat

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:04pm
  • "sounds like a typical night in the 703" TRUE. STORY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:45am
  • "Thats right baby, now fuck your territory hard.. ooh.. harder! Fuck it! Own it!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Nah, ITT, women who don't like their genitals claimed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:56am
  • are you dating my ex boyfriend? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:27am
  • Yeah, the guy I lost my v-card to said that. Like, 6 years after the fact. Real funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:09pm
  • i had a girl yelling my pussy is yours once .. very hot indeed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Not that weird. I'm a little more polite about it. I like ask, "Whose pussy is this?!" So far they've always said my name. One girl said "daddy's pussy" once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:19am
  • wow what a mood killer.... hey at least he liked ur pussy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:27am
  • 10:14 - YOU deserve applause for that one! LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:27pm
  • Guaranteed black man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:49pm
  • I don't think I'd mind this during drunk stranger sex, because that's supposed to be filthy. Might be a little too filthy for relationship sex. YMMV.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:00pm
  • wouldnt be surprised if that was my ex hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:16am
  • HAHAHAH 10:14 that's hysterical!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:19pm
  • DEEZ BE MAH NUTZZ ohohoh....no. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Control issues anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:48am
  • haha 11:54, I think that we married the same guy, my ex husband used to say that too haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:03pm
  • nope he is a 443...and i just ignored it and let him do his thing. but next time im yelling dez be my nutz lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:06am
  • i think you really are seeing my ex bc of the area code! have fun with that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:51am
  • this totally happened to me!!! Then when I woke up he was farting in my bed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:53pm
  • I had a ex i hadnt talked to in a long time randomly ask, hows my pussy? misses me I bet. i was like wtf..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Talkers are great. I love it when I ask "Whos pussy is this?!?" and they yell "yours!!" Damn skippy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:54pm
  • LOL I thought that was normal to have someone ask that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:53pm