Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So vagazzling was a success
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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