At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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