Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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