i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
