If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have tasted many bathrooms
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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