You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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