Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
