sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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